the changing

I'm not a spontaneous person, I must say. I always be defeated in mocking game. My biggest fight usually a word, “Setan!” And I’m finished. But thank God, I have a strong mind and mental, that I can take them easy. Life is harmony, right? hehe...

HERRY : “Suddenly I remember the flower of Lamtoro Gung...”
ME : “Yeah, whatever.”

ERNA : “You are so late finding ur hairstyle? Why don’t u cut ur hair like that months before?"
ME : “It’s not me who found this style. It’s the capster. He... but thanks.”

APRIL : “Oh My God! What happened to you? Shocked by electricity?”
ME : “Hehe..”

MUNIR : “Have u been caught by Satpol PP [Satuan Polisi Pamong Praja] for kissing in public area, and got ur hair shaved?
ME : “Damn u..!”

HANNA : “Fido Dido!”
ME : “Grrrmppffffhhh...”

FAHMI : “Well... well.. reborn! New laptop, now handphone, and now new hairstyle..”
ME : “Knock it off.”

WISNU : “Baim [ex vocalist of Ada Band]...!!!!”
ME : “Yeah, right!”

LISA : “Woww... u look seven years younger. I think u’ll look much younger if u’re bald.”
ME : “Gee.. thanks, but no thanks..”

ARIF [The vice of editor in chief] : “Arif, u need more gell for ur hair, not glue...”
ME : “Oh... not even u, Sir..”

BERLI : “That’s not short enough. Make it shorter. But you look more handsome after all..”
ME : “[At last...] thanks Berli.”

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And the critique attacked me, as usually happened to other celebrity (",), for I made this big decision.

(in my bed room)

(in the office)

So, what do you think, people? plz.. be objective.. XD